I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Randomize