But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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