I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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