He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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