She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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