How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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