but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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