For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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