So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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