I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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