CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
