I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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