We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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