I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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