dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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