hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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