turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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