i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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