Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
