How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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