did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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