i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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