8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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