Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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