I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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