Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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