Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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