just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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