Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?