Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
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Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.