My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.