Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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