super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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