I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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