Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
