it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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