i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
