They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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