stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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