considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I think your dad took our porno
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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