So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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