I puked a lego.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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