You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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