Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Brb crying the tears of my youth
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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