is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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