so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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