If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I need moral support for this bender
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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