Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
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I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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