For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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