I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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