you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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