a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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