did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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