He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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